I imagine if I had some sort of foreign friend, someone with dark hair and an accent and he asked me about my reading habits, I would tell him that I read 2-4 books a week. Such would be his character that he’d respond with a disappointed reaction, maybe saying something like, “Zis iz not gud. Two or four books a week is not understandable. Eizer you are reading bad bookz or only pushing pages.”
My imaginary foreign friend would probably be correct. Pushing through fifteen hundred pages in a week …