You know that sound friends always emit when they realize you haven’t ever watched an apparently must see classic, or read a must read book? They always repeat what you just said in this annoyed squeal:
Friend: It’s like in Neuromancer…
Me: I’ve never read Neuromancer.
Friend: You’ve never read Neuromancer!!?!?!!
Me: Nope.
Friend: How can you never have read Neuromancer?
Me: Not reading things is easy.
Normally, I don’t watch or read the thing that gets squealed at me just on principle, because I don’t like being squealed at. However, in the case of Neuromancer, I …