Arrr, me hearties, it be talk like a pirate day. So affix yerself solidly to the mast while we weather these rocky e-book reviewing waters. When last we spoke, I told ye if ye sent a parrot to me ship, a scrolled version o’ yer e-book clutched in its talons, I’d affix my eyeglass to studyin’ yer jet black prose.
Soon after, a scurvy seadog by the name of Levi Montgomery sailed an e-scroll of his short tome into my harbor. So screw yer courage to a place that sticks …