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Tyler NiskaTyler Niska serves as keytarist and founding member of progressive gregorian funk band “Bishop’s Porridge.” He has been frequently mistaken for the Northern Lights. Though he is a convicted arsonist, his voting rights were restored after a controversial 4-3 state supreme court decision ruled he was mentally unaccountable for his actions. He plans to vote for “lizard people” in 2012. The circumference of his mouth is rumored to be 10 inches but actually measures closer to 9 1/4. email button

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[By Tyler Niska | 4 Jan 2011 | No Comment]
Valhalla Rising: Killin’ in the Name of…

A vivid tale of Western civilization’s compulsion to conquer nature and other cultures…and Mads Mikkelsen dumping a screaming man’s intestine’s onto the ground while he’s still alive.

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[By Tyler Niska | 27 Dec 2010 | One Comment]
Tron: Legacy 3D: The Dude Gets Digitized

Tron: Legacy proves that the Dudeis alive and well in the twenty-first century (and, hopefully, still writing checks for under a dollar at the local supermarket). As Flynn, Bridges spends the entire film wearing an LED bathrobe and seems to be really lazy about doing anything that involves leaving the house.

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[By Tyler Niska | 16 Aug 2010 | No Comment]
Ex-pend-a-bles, F*#@ Yeah!

The Expendables has everything I could ever want—hilarious one-liners, over-the-top action scenes, complete disregard for human life, ignorance and simplification of exotic cultures, and unabashed, flaming homoeroticism.