Tyler
 Tyler Niska – Tyler Niska serves as keytarist and founding member of progressive gregorian funk band “Bishop’s Porridge.” He has been frequently mistaken for the Northern Lights. Though he is a convicted arsonist, his voting rights were restored after a controversial 4-3 state supreme court decision ruled he was mentally unaccountable for his actions. He plans to vote for “lizard people” in 2012. The circumference of his mouth is rumored to be 10 inches but actually measures closer to 9 1/4. |
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