A vivid tale of Western civilization’s compulsion to conquer nature and other cultures…and Mads Mikkelsen dumping a screaming man’s intestine’s onto the ground while he’s still alive.

Tron: Legacy proves that the Dudeis alive and well in the twenty-first century (and, hopefully, still writing checks for under a dollar at the local supermarket). As Flynn, Bridges spends the entire film wearing an LED bathrobe and seems to be really lazy about doing anything that involves leaving the house.

The Expendables has everything I could ever want—hilarious one-liners, over-the-top action scenes, complete disregard for human life, ignorance and simplification of exotic cultures, and unabashed, flaming homoeroticism.